The Scariest Thing in My World

Trick or Trick

It’s Halloween, and you just ran out of candy. If the neighborhood kids (or anyone else, really) were to truly scare you, what trick would they have to subject you to?

To really scare me? I think they have to tie me to a chair, hold my eyes open Clockwork Orange style and force me to watch a permanent loop of “sitcom” Rules of Engagement while listen to a loop of Benny Hill singing Ernie the Fastest Milkman in the West… I’m shuddering at that thought even now.

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