The year is 2214, and your computer’s dusty hard drive has just resurfaced at an antique store. Write a note to the curious buyer explaining what he or she will find there.
Hello dear buyer I see you taken the time to bypass the high-street and electronic markets to support a small business and find a real slice of history. Congratulations, you have found a small slice of my current mind. This a supreme privilege as very few gain access to my thoughts. Of course these are slightly refined writings as my intial drafts and notes are written on paper. There is little or no offensive material in this drive apart from four cunts, one clitoris and a wank stain and since they only occur in this introduction you have passed them now. I fully hope that you enjoy this proroduct and have great fun putting a picture together from the pieces I left behind.