Language evolves. The meaning of a word can shift over time as we use it differently — think of “cool,” “heavy,” or even “literally.” Today, give a word an evolutionary push: give a common word a new meaning, explain it to us, and use it in the title of your post.
I’ll give you a few… but I’ll will you figure out why.
Acholyte: Easy Listening Clarinet Music
Bonfire Night: 15th October to 31st December
Countryside: To assassinate Donald Trump
Homerphobe: Someone who doesn’t like the Simpsons
Negligent: A man who lies to wear women’s lingerie
Parsnip: Dad’s vasectomy
Peanut: Squirrel Urine