So says Zondaal, one of the Ice Warriors in the Doctor Who story of the same name. Now taken out of context that line sounds a bit suspect and more like something you might read in 50 Shades of naffly written S&M porn and not something from a cheerful teatime adventure series. Is this a unique occurrence? Well no, so here are some my favourite suspect lines:
The Celestial Toymaker: I’m going to see if there is an invisible barrier around his backside.
The Gunfighters: I never figure you as a back shooter Ringo
The Highlanders: Take a man around the rear sergeant
Earthshock: I understand going down again must be hard
The Green Death: Feel our way along this crevice
Revenge of the Cybermen: Take the Cybermen from behind. Actually come to that the appearance of the Cybership docking looks rather suspect as well and the Cyber leader spends a lot of time trying to be threatening while walking around with his hands on his hips.