I’ll get my Coat

A guy walks into a bar with a small lizard on his shoulder and says, “A pint of bitter for me and a half of Mild for Tiny.

The barman pours the drinks and places them on the counter, as he takes the money he asks “why do you call him Tiny?”

“Obvious isn’t it?” the guy responds. “Because he’s my Newt.” 

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