A quick quiz from a Guy Called Bloke
What will your epitaph read like?Well that depends if Shaggy dies before me. In which case it will be this poem he wrote.
Now weary traveler, rest your head,
For just like me, you’re utterly dead.
If you could explore anything Indiana Jones/Lara Croft style, where would you go first?
Easy, Machu Picchu. Well who wouldn’t
What has been your biggest mistake in the kitchen?Not realising that the stove was still lit and put a tray on it.
What was the craziest thing you did at school?The Headteacher told us to say what we thought of his first year as head… So I left a deposit from my dog on his desk chair.
When you dream do you dream in colour, black and white or technicolour?Umm I can’t think why I would dream in black and white, so I will go for colour
What quote or saying do people spout but is complete and utter rubbish?
Brexit is the will of the people and to Challange it is undemocratic
What’s the most interesting thing you’ve read or seen this week?
Ummmm it has been incredibly dull, so I don’t know.
What’s the most useless talent you have?
I can send bricks to sleep with hypnosis.
Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life or always be surrounded by annoying people?
I would rather be alone, if it were Heather I think she’d just want to be alone period.
Would you rather be locked in a room that is constantly dark for a week or a room that is constantly bright for a week?
In the dark, constant light would result in severe eye strain which could lead to irreversible damage.
Would you rather relive the same day for 365 days or lose a year of your life?
The concept of Groundhog Day, even on a great day sounds too horrible to contemplate.
Lose a year, especially if it can be 2012.
Would you rather find your true love or a suitcase with five million dollars inside?
What’s to say those statements are mutually exclusive?