Nuts! Nuts! Hot Nuts!

How lucky are you and why?If weren’t for bad luck I wouldn’t have any luck at all .

If weren’t for bad luck I wouldn’t have any luck at all .

Do you believe in Bigfoot or just Big Feet?It is not beyond the realms of possibility, there is still much of the world we haven’t explored thoroughly.

It is not beyond the realms of possibility, there is still much of the world we haven’t explored thoroughly.

Why do they say the colour of money?Because the ink/grease would stain your hands? I don’t know

Because the ink/grease would stain your hands? I don’t know

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can they still hear their iPod?

No they’d be crushed by G-force

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.

Because eggs and rabbits are symbols of new life going back to ancient pagan traditions celebrating spring…. Or as they called it: New year.

What’s the best age you have been so far?.

30, I reckon.

Why is your left foot smaller than your right?For balance as one leg is slightly longer than the other

For balance as one leg is slightly longer than the other

If you are blow drying your hair, how do you get to the back of your head? Do you need to know the art of ricochet?

Never needed to so don’t know.

What is Satan’s last name?

Trump.

What were you doing at midnight 37am last night?

Drinking my after work beer.

How weird is this? I know, right?

Yes….. I’m just going to stand over there

What is your third favourite word of all time?

Antidisestablishmentarinism

Nutty Questions from a guy called bloke

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