From a Guy Called Bloke
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
At a guess his horse was called Friday, or perhaps he came on a Train called Friday. Or maybe he was getting Robinson Crusoe wound up.
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
It rolled downwards.
A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?
Because he was on foot
A farmer had 752 sheep and took one shot that got them all. How did he do it?
He was taking a photo of them for a Welsh Porno mag
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Gosh would it be Incorrectly per chance
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
What two keys can’t open any door?
Erm Major and Minor
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How come?
How was Kojak
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator full of men with BO, three soaked dogs, a basket filled with week old smelly socks or a box filled with used nappies?Soggy Dogs as I love dogs
Soggy Dogs as I love dogs
Would you rather look like an octopus, act like an octopus or be an octopus?Dafuq?
If you had the world’s attention for 30 seconds, what would you say?
Move along please, nothing to see here
Would you rather be able to copy and paste in real life, or undo in real life?