Oh so way, no way

Eaten food off of someone’s naked body

Oh no way.

Fooled around in the stockroom while on the job.

Maybe way. Does making a drum kit out of the empty kegs in the cellar count?

Peed in someone else’s wardrobe.Oh no way, freezer yes.

Oh no way, freezer yes.

Spied on my neighbours.
Oh no way, though Mrs A and I were spied on in the garden once.

Been seasick.Oh no way

Oh no way

Sprayed graffiti on something.Oh no way

Oh no way

Gotten bitten, scratched, scraped or developed a rash after having sex/during sex in the great outdoors

Oh no way,

Had a hangover that was so chronically bad that you wanted to curl up and disappear from the planet.Oh so way. Shaggy’s 21st in which I ended up waking up in an all night cafe wearing a dress.

Oh so way. Shaggy’s 21st in which I ended up waking up in an all night cafe wearing a dress.

Fooled around or played hanky panky on the beach.Oh so way

Oh so way

Locked keys in the car.
Oh no way

Played strip poker.
Oh no way

Hidden cigarettes, cigars or weed, so my parents wouldn’t know I was smoking.

Oh no way

Fooling around in a car and accidently honked the horn.

Oh so way. With Mary on the pub car park

Eaten really odd, strange, weird or zany crazy foods.Does Fish Fingers and Custard count?

Does Fish Fingers and Custard count?

Played spin the bottle.Oh so way.

Oh so way.

Dyed my hair and it went horribly and disastrously wrong.Oh no way

Oh no way

Ridden on a strange animal, cow, buffalo, camel, elephant, rocking horse.Oh so way. Camels in Turkey.

Oh so way. Camels in Turkey.

Grabbed an electric fence by mistake.Oh no way. I have peed on one though. My voice never recovered, I use to sound like Louis Armstrong.

Oh no way. I have peed on one though. My voice never recovered, I use to sound like Louis Armstrong.

Had nude photos taken.

Oh so way. Backstage in my theatre days and in a student movie.

Been electrocuted by wiring.
Oh no way

Had food poisoning..

Oh no way… Bad allergic reaction and one suspected case which turned out to be Niro-Virus

Attended a swingers party or other such like ‘erotic’ exotic venue.Oh no way

Oh no way

Kicked out of a library for being too loud.

Oh no way

From a guy called bloke

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