And a few of my own
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Who’s idea was it to put an ‘s’ in lisp?
If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one around to hear it, do the other trees laugh?
Why is there a need to advertise toilet paper?
Get absolutely wasted in the pub.
Use the car for short distances when you are in decent physical condition.
Use the work phone for personal use
Various wolly jumpers knitted by name as a child, notably one with a gollywog on it.
It was a different age in the 80s
Blue cheese like Stilton or stinky feet soft cheese like Camembert and Brie
“Stab people who ask inane questions”
Yes. I meant to send a message to my friend Brett in reply to “would you pick me up from Wednesbury?” and I replied “Will do, just having a dump and then I’ll be off”. He phoned me a few minutes later and asked if I had received the text. I said I was on my way and the message must have not arrived.
On the way back my phone pinged and I got Brett to read it as I driving.
“From Hannah, Hi Sandman, party is going well. Kate wants to know if you enjoyed your dump.”
Go for an entire day with moaning about Brexit.
Share a joke, if you know a good one!
Rachael and I went to the Zoo for our first date. The only animal we saw was a dog.
It was Shih Tzu.