Share Your World 1st April 2019

Rhetorical Questions, but feel free to answer if you’d like:

Why is it called “beauty sleep” when one wakes up looking like a troll??

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?

Did they purposely make dyslexia hard to spell?

(Rather naughty): If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

And a few of my own

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Who’s idea was it to put an ‘s’ in lisp?

If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one around to hear it, do the other trees laugh?

Why is there a need to advertise toilet paper?

Odd but a bit philosophical or personal:

What are some things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

Get absolutely wasted in the pub.

Use the car for short distances when you are in decent physical condition.

Use the work phone for personal use

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

Various wolly jumpers knitted by name as a child, notably one with a gollywog on it.

It was a different age in the 80s

In your opinion, what’s the best type of cheese?

Blue cheese like Stilton or stinky feet soft cheese like Camembert and Brie

What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?

“Very badly”

“Stab people who ask inane questions”

Miscellaneous:

Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? Details please.

Yes. I meant to send a message to my friend Brett in reply to “would you pick me up from Wednesbury?” and I replied “Will do, just having a dump and then I’ll be off”. He phoned me a few minutes later and asked if I had received the text. I said I was on my way and the message must have not arrived.

On the way back my phone pinged and I got Brett to read it as I driving.

“From Hannah, Hi Sandman, party is going well. Kate wants to know if you enjoyed your dump.”

If you could make a rule for a day, and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?

Go for an entire day with moaning about Brexit.

You are about to get in a fight, what song comes on your mind soundtrack?

Share a joke, if you know a good one!

Rachael and I went to the Zoo for our first date. The only animal we saw was a dog.

It was Shih Tzu.

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