Fib Fib Fib

  1. What is in your left shoe? The bottled city of Kaldor
  2. What did the tooth fairy leave you on their last visit? An obscene message written on my wall in faeces
  3. What is your favorite soup? Cockaleaky
  4. What goes best with chocolate cake? Spam
  5. What is the strangest thing you have found in your yard? Dennis Potter’s tightie whities
  6. What is the moon made out of? Yoghurt
  7. What is the real reason Pluto is not a planet? Because he is a dog
  8. Why do rabbits hop instead of walk? It’s more fun
  9. Where was the last place you lost your car? Atlantis
  10. What was the last thing you borrowed? A type forty TT capsule from Gallifrey
  11. What is the black pearl? An actress in adult movies
  12. Twilight wasn’t about vampires, what was it really about? The importance of dental hygiene
  13. Cats and dogs really don’t hate each other, what do they do when we’re not looking? They play chess
  14. What do fish do all day in their tanks? Invade Poland
  15. What are stars saying when they twinkle? Lovely Spam, wonderful Spam.

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